If A Chick
If a chick asks you if another chick is pretty it’s because she already knows you think she is, she just wants to see if you are going to be honest. If she get’s pissed, leave her immediately. This is a sure sign of a crazy bitch.
If a chick asks you if she looks fat and she clearly is not, she is just trying to get you to stroke her ego. Otherwise, if she is fat, only be honest if you want her to bitch at you and bring it up for the next 5 years.
If a chick looks through your phone when you are not around, it’s because she doesn’t want you to look through hers. Leave her immediately. She is most likely a crazy bitch that is already cheating on you.
If a chick is prank calling you after you told her you need a break, change your number and move. Definite warning signs of a crazy bitch.
If a chick does not return your phone call for 3 days its because she is pissed. If still after 5 she hasn’t returned your call, Please stop calling. Her phone is not malfunctioning and I assure you she is receiving your texts. she’s just over you.
If a chick sends you a nude picture she has most likely already sent it to 5 others. If she is single, get over it.
If a chick tells you she wants to be in a committed relationship, watch her actions and see if that’s what she really wants. But in my opinion any chick that tries to force or talk you into a commited relationship needs to be slapped. In that case pass on my number, I’ll get the job done!
If a chick only wants to have sex with the lights off, don’t be an idiot, there are 3 reasons why a woman would say such a asinine thing :
1-She is fat. And in that case make sure she knows it’s a only a one night stand. Leading on fat chicks just isn’t cool.
2- She has an STD or just very bad razor burn which she is afraid you will think is an STD.
3-She has very low self esteem, in which case she is most likely not fucking you because SHE wants to but more because YOU want to.
Reason 1 is the only acceptable reason to stay, otherwise get the hell outta there.
If a chick wants to hang out with you everyday, you need to start getting honest and ask yourself why…She most likely has no friends, goals or life for that matter. Get out immediately this is the worst kind.
Last but not least…
If a chick tells you she likes ATM, she is a keeper.